February 2012
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lunch hour today with a group of people; Michael: Yeah, and then there is the batman porno and every time they bang, “BANG” is written across the screen, its great. Me: With James Deen! Everyone: …
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I don't like that old cliche that good things come...
What you said: I'm Pro-choice, and I definitely think abortion is the right decision for some people, and some situations.
What they think you said: I love killing people, I worship Satan, and absolutely love skinning puppies.
worst-blog:
sits back and casually watches everyone pretend they were a whitney houston fan
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I should never choose my classes based on my lust for a teacher. I’ve never experienced so much homework in my life.
w4ts0n:
when people say “this doesnt fit on my blog but im reblogging it anyway because i have a heart”
you saint
thank you so much for coming down from your heavenly throne and walking amongst us commoners
selfinspiration:
I can’t put my finger on why, but for some reason I find it extremely disrespectful to write “RIP” on someone’s Facebook wall. And what’s worse are the “RIP - with so and so’s name” statuses. Maybe it’s because I don’t think that someone’s passing and what you had for lunch should be discussed side by side. Or because you’ve probably never even met.
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and on facebook, the photo of a girl in her towel is the reason that she will be raped. That’s how that one works out, right? okay.
cheezepizza:
you know why god exists
because i dont think whales really have sex
i mean try and imagine that
god just makes new whales
glared:
Kiss Me by Sixpence None the Richer
what you said: Im going out for a little bit, mom.
what she heard: Im going in a car with a stranger and we're gonna deal drugs and kill people im never coming back I hate you and your cooking sucks
January 2012
You always were smiling. Even if you had no idea what was going on, you always had a funny little smile. I hope you’ve forgiven me about calling you Timothy the first time I met you… and then calling you Timothy weeks after I knew your real name. And I really only knew you for just a short time, even if it had of been longer I still may have called you that just because work was always...
I love the term 'we're expecting' when talking...
frambuesas:
between-rage-and-serenity:
because it makes it sound like there’s more than one outcome.
Yeah, we’re expecting a baby
but it could be a velociraptor.
THIS IS HILARIOUS
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zoey1o1:
is it seriously almost february omg time sure flies when youre wasting your life
friend: how far have you gone with a boy
me: in miles or kilometers
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there’s supposed to be a huge snowstorm or something tomorrow which is great cause i love snow but you know i just wish the weather would be nice and apologise like it’s actually canadian because the good stormy weather comes in the worst places. megan winsor
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1 day & 20 hours. Friday, here’s to me finishing my exam minutes before i leave to see you, to not missing the train, for there not to be freezing rain and a snow storm for the 3 hour drive back we need to take and to this working out. Oh happy day.
“It’s being here now that’s important. There’s no past and there’s no future....”
– George Harrison (via elige)
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