December 2011
smokekings:
To all those who will be partying tonight, drive safe.
You can’t leave behind an unfinished blog.
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Absence makes the heart grow fonder. me want to hitch hike, and force the driver to keep driving until I get to you. Then wish him all the best this holiday season and hope the new year brings them much happiness.
Anonymous asked: #s: 9, 12, 15, 16, 26, 27, 30, 51.
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Brittany,
bless you and your entire existence. Thank you. Thank you so so so much. You are beautiful.
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12:59 Lullaby // Bedouin Soundclash It’s...
“I never want to be away from you again, except at work, in the restroom or when...”
– Lemony Snicket (via isolement)
clawsandfangs:
it’s not you, it’s your blog
FACT: Lesbians often turn up in the fossil record.
factsaboutqueers:
Their remains are commonly mistaken for those of Velociraptors due to the sleek killing perfection possessed by both species.
“We’re all strangers connected by what we reveal, what we share, what we take...”
– Libba Bray (via venebelle)
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me: hey
friend: i have a boyfriend
me: whats up
friend: we totally made out last night
me: ok so how are you
friend: in love with my hot boyfriend
me: wow
friend: boyfriend
me: internet frien-
parents: PEDOPHILES
friends: PEDOPHILES
people at school: PEDOPHILES
fffcuk:
why are girls like “oh it’s december i need a boyfriend to keep me warm” no you can buy a coat like the rest of the single people
boy: i just masturbated lol
friend: lol me too *high five*
girl: i just masturbated lol
friend: that is disgusting omfg why would you even say that you are such a slut omfg can you calm down with your libido please i really don't need to know about your immoral acts of debauchery you wanton mistress of the night
when you accidentally step on your pet's foot
Dog: IT'S OK I LOVE YOU ANYWAYS YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND COME ON LET'S GO PLAY!!!!!
Cat: What the fuck? Do you have any idea what you just did? You stepped on my fucking foot, you moron. I will not accept your apology so easily I'll just leave you for a while and hide and when you come near me I'll hiss at you bitch. Go on a diet you fatass maybe then it won't hurt so goddamn much.
“There are all kinds of love in the world, but never the same love twice.”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald (via n0rthernl1ghts)
